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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm exiting its hole in the ground.

He says, ‘Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.’

The grandfather replies, ‘I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t.
It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.’

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy $5, grabs the hair spray, and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the
little boy another five dollars.

‘GRANDPA, YOU ALREADY GAVE ME $5.’

The grandfather replies, ‘I KNOW THAT’S FROM YOUR GRANDMA’

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