I was standing at the urinals next to a midget.. When i noticed him winking at me.. I turned my back a bit but when i looked around he was still winking at me.. So I said ‘ Whats ur problem, do u fuckin fancy me or something ? ‘
He said ‘ No u bastard.. Your splashing my eyes !’

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  1. Unless the urinal was one of those that goes all the way to the floor, I’m wondering why the midget is standing there in the first place. Also, you’re not supposed to stand directly next to someone at the urinal, I thought that was international unspoken man code.


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