colonoscopies comments

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

* “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”

* “Can you hear me NOW?”

* “You know, in Arkansas , we’re now legally married.”

* “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”

* “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”

* “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”

* “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”

* “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”

* “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?”

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